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Missouri Mule
12-03-2003, 01:25 PM
www.bongonews.com
DECEMBER 3, 2003


Bush Fails to Wear Hair Net While Serving Food in Baghdad


BAGHDAD — A growing controversy grew as the soldiers from the First Armored Division and the 82nd Airborne came down from the high they experienced during President Bush's surprise visit to Baghdad.

It emerged that President Bush had not worn a hair net while he served food to the troops. Army regulations require that army food servers were a hair net. As a result, there was serious fall out from the breach of protocol, namely his hair falling into the food.

"I found a hair in my dinner," said one soldier. "It was gray, just like the President's. It was disgusting."

"I found one too," said a female soldier. "It put me off my meal, which I was looking forward to."

"By not wearing a hair net, he spoiled Thanksgiving dinner," said a third soldier. "It would have been better if he hadn't come at all, and if Paul Bremer had read his message instead."

One food server at the dinner expressed his feelings about the incident. "He undermined our professionalism as food servers," he said. "Every day for thirteen months we've been here, doing our job, serving up food and taking fire from the real soldiers. But we've been wearing our hair nets. By coming here and interrupting his own Thanksgiving, which he could have had in Crawford, he disrespected us."...

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up2date
12-03-2003, 02:40 PM
A man who does not wear a hairnet to serve the troops is not fit to be my president. :)

Simon666
12-03-2003, 04:25 PM
It's quite good. :D

Captain America
12-04-2003, 02:49 AM
The more hair you lose, the more head you get.

Duo_Maxwell
12-04-2003, 03:09 AM
and we all know chicks love bald guys!

Blueangel
12-04-2003, 07:48 AM
Originally posted by Captain America
The more hair you lose, the more head you get. :rofl:
We don't all love bald guys Duo.

Simon666
12-04-2003, 08:07 AM
Damnit, just when my hairline starts receding...

Essendon
12-04-2003, 02:04 PM
IMPEACH HIM!:eek:

DRMIZER
12-04-2003, 08:58 PM
Well, do tell, the turkey holding the turkey was only a prop. At least we found something he could do right. . . .no we didn't!

And, we can't impeach him until he has sex with the turkey! :lol:

It's only a joke people, don't get all crazy just cause I said something about the prez. I couldn't resist.:D

RepublicanGal
12-06-2003, 02:40 PM
Maybe they were pinfeathers.

DRMIZER
12-06-2003, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by RepublicanGal
Maybe they were pinfeathers.
You might have something there! ;) But we all know, if there was a pinfeather on the bird, it was Clinton's fault! :p

RepublicanGal
12-06-2003, 03:23 PM
Damned straight. A turkey that big was a sparkle in some tom's beady eye when Clinton was in office.

DRMIZER
12-06-2003, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by RepublicanGal
Damned straight. A turkey that big was a sparkle in some tom's beady eye when Clinton was in office. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: