Beleive It Or Not!!!

[peavine]

Jesus Is Coming Soon, All You Have To Do Is Ask And He Will Show You Rest.

[Craig]

Jesus Is Coming Soon, All You Have To Do Is Ask And He Will Show You Rest.

Believe it or not, I have asked, and the silence was deafening. Perhaps God is working in "mysterious ways". ;)

[green lantern]

Believe it or not, I have asked, and the silence was deafening. Perhaps God is working in "mysterious ways". ;) he does ;)

[Lumpen Prole]

Is every word a proper noun when Jesus comes back?

[Riddley]

Show me rest? :confused:
What about me, showing others rest :)

[Craig]

Is every word a proper noun when Jesus comes back?

Germanic joke Lumpen Prole?

[::Major_Baker::]

I'm confused. Ask What? the rest of what?
Can you please be more specific?

[Captain America]

And we'll all go to heaven in a little row boat. :angel:

[gopman]

I'm goin to heaven, Lieutenant Dan.

[mataj]

Jesus Is Coming Soon, All You Have To Do Is Ask And He Will Show You Rest.Wrong, my friend, dead wrong.

Cthulhu Is Coming Soon, And Whatever You Do, He Will Eat You!

http://www.hplovecraft-fr.com/galerie/atkinson/original/rampage.jpg

[::Major_Baker::]

The tarnished seabird will fly South on any given day, and you shall be informed of your responsibility to aide in its effort. Just wait for a crippled raccoon to deliver your instructions verbally in the dead of night.

[green lantern]

Wrong, my friend, dead wrong.

Cthulhu Is Coming Soon, And Whatever You Do, He Will Eat You!

http://www.hplovecraft-fr.com/galerie/atkinson/original/rampage.jpgi'll lay the smack down on his roody poo candy arse!!! :cool: :D :lol:

[JoeR]

Not.....

[Knightman]

He left, he is out of town, not here, will not be back for quite a while, has no intrest in returning, why would he bother?

[Boldnold]

Jesus Is Coming Soon, All You Have To Do Is Ask And He Will Show You Rest.

You know, come to think of it, I'm pretty sure I saw him in San Francisco about three weeks ago on the BART.

Boldnold :)

[Dangerrmouse]

"Just a slob like one of us,
Just a stranger on the bus"

[Churlant]

Jesus Is Coming Soon, All You Have To Do Is Ask And He Will Show You Rest.

I hope he remembers to bring some bullet-proof wrist and ankle cuffs this time.

-JC

[Seki]

Turns out Jesus was in the kitchen all along
And hes an arabic guy; all those pictures of him as pastypale western European are dead wrong. ^_^
Oh; right. I think the christians would appreciate it if I released him from my closet so he could have his second coming, but first i have to blackmail a place into heaven

[heel31ok]

He left, he is out of town, not here, will not be back for quite a while, has no intrest in returning, why would he bother?
We are worth it! Everything he did was for us and for that moment when He returns for us. That is His greatest interest,because we are His greatest interest. not a bother at all!

[Knightman]

I thought of just posting another silly quip. But no.

I have respect for what others believe. It may not be the way I view the world but all are intitled to their own views and opinions.

The Bible describes a way of living. It was written by thoughtful individuals as a guideline for a way of treating our fellow man with respect, kindness, forgivness, of cooperating and sharing this planet togeather for the good of us all.

Under the banners of religion some of the worst human suffering and death has occured, Under the banners of religion, abuse, greed, power, hatred and subjection has been delbt out. This has been well documented in history and continues today and shall continue so long as "they" believe "they" are the only true way. Those teachings are not in the Bible or in any other documents of most religions. So in that light the churces and the religious are false, preaching false doctrine and preverting their own beliefs.

Yes, very excellent work has been done by the various churches. no one can argue that. Those that are good people and are doing good work should be praised for their efforts and time spent in many areas of the world. Those people seem to understand the teachings of thier religions and carry out its work.

As for the Bible itself, it is a book, just like any book, a history lesson, a story, an attempt to describe what may not have really been understood by those that wrote the words. It is also a work of fiction, not to be taken as fact but viewed as only food for thought....

[mataj]

i'll lay the smack down on his roody poo candy arse!!! :cool: :D :lol:
"What happens when we nuke Cthulhu?" The answer is, of course, "He reforms fifteen minutes later. But now he's radioactive."

And, no doubt, angry.

[cpwill]

It is also a work of fiction, not to be taken as fact but viewed as only food for thought....

innacurate; especially in that the bible itself is ont a "work", but rather a collection of dozens of books written by dozens of authors over hundreds of years.

[Knightman]

I did mention "any other documents of most religions"....

[::Major_Baker::]

My strange nonsense story was not meant to mock religion (apologies if it was taken this way), it was to illustrate how nonsensical this post is. What the hell does it mean? Seriously, ask him what? He'll show you what?