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GI Joe
07-01-2005, 11:49 AM
Complements of Missouri Mule at colesgazette.com

Gardiner man arrested in N.H. on suspicion of potty prowling

Staff report

A Gardiner man was arrested on Sunday in Albany, N.H. after a 14-year-old girl heard a noise, looked down a pit toilet at a popular swimming hole bathhouse and saw a face staring up at her.

Police pulled Gary Moody -- who was wearing waders -- from the waste tank underneath a log cabin outhouse at the Lower Falls off Kancamangus Highway.

According to the Carroll County Sheriff's Office in Ossipee, N.H., Moody, 45, was charged with criminal trespass and had to be hosed down by firefighters before police handcuffed him.

"We had to decontaminate him," said Capt. Jon Hebert of the Carroll County Sheriff's Office.

"We treated him as if he were hazardous material," Hebert said.

http://colesgazette.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=464

http://kennebecjournal.mainetoday.com/news/local/1745786.shtml



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bowerbird
07-01-2005, 12:11 PM
EEeeeeeeeeewwwwwWWWW!!:p
Mirror Lake 444
07-01-2005, 04:45 PM
Now that's what I call desperate with a capital "D"! :lol:
Ophelia
07-01-2005, 04:58 PM
I would have to read this right after eating lunch. Too bad we don't have an emoticon for being sick. Ugh.
green lantern
07-01-2005, 05:06 PM
I would have to read this right after eating lunch. Too bad we don't have an emoticon for being sick. Ugh.
:eek: :eek: :eek: yuck!!!!
dittohead not!
07-01-2005, 06:05 PM
You would think this guy was one of a kind, but this same thing happened at a state park near here a few years ago. The "hazardous material" was wearing a wetsuit.
Democritus
07-01-2005, 07:29 PM
Bah. That's not that bad. There are people who wade around in **** for a living. It's not pleasent, but you get used to the smell.
dittohead not!
07-01-2005, 07:31 PM
Bah. That's not that bad. There are people who wade around in **** for a living. It's not pleasent, but you get used to the smell.

Yes, but they have a well paying government job with benefits and all. Some seem to get used to the smell, and even support the **** makers.
Democritus
07-01-2005, 07:39 PM
Yes, but they have a well paying government job with benefits and all. Some seem to get used to the smell, and even support the **** makers.

Eh... not so much. Sure some of them do. But a lot of the work is done by private dewatering companies. Private companies that do not pay the comfy government salaries. Unless the plant they're working at requires them to be paid prevailing wage, then they get all kinds of fun things. 8 hour work days, $20/hr or more, lunch breaks. All those silly little things.
dittohead not!
07-03-2005, 01:09 AM
I was referring to figurative ****, not to people who really work for the sewage company.
Democritus
07-03-2005, 01:59 AM
I was referring to figurative ****, not to people who really work for the sewage company.

Oh... uh... I knew that... Honest...
Mirror Lake 444
07-03-2005, 09:16 AM
I have been succinctly informed by two New Hampshire residents on another forum that this individual is originally from Maine. :lol: