goodfiend
10-11-2005, 03:00 PM
I'm generally a just a reader of this site, but a thread in the religous forum had a link that got me to do a little more searching.
http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/showthread.php?t=36196
I was curious as to who this "Pastor Deacon Fred" from the Landover Baptist Church is.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Anyway, This is our secretary of faith based living and his HATE filled rehtoric on the pages of the Whitehouse website.
http://www.whitehouse.org/ask/pastor.asp
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PASTOR DEACON FRED: SECRETARY OF FAITH-BASED LIVING
Good afternoon. My name is Pastor Deacon Fred. As both Secretary of the U.S. Department of Faith and Spiritual Leader to Landover Baptist Church – President Bush's (and God's) favorite house of worship – I am without a doubt the most devoted public servant in the history of our Christian nation. I work closely with the Republican-majority Supreme Court, and have guaranteed the President that I will – by any means necessary – bring every citizen of the United States of America back under the Lordship of Jesus Christ. It's a real pleasure to be here on "Ask the White House" today, so let's hear some of your prayers...
Robert Anderson, from Flushing, NY writes:
I was wondering what is your take on abortion if a woman is doomed to have an unsuccessful pregnancy that might endanger her, or the child from imminent death, or living a normal life.
Pastor Deacon Fred:
Young man, how long has it been since you’ve cracked open a Bible? Blow the dust off that King James you’ve got up in the attic and turn to Hosea 13:16. “Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.”
That verse teaches us that when God kills babies, He don’t give a hoot in Heaven if he shreds open a pregnant woman’s tender tummy in order to slaughter the abomination within. But just because God loves to kill babies, doesn’t give you permission! Read Jeremiah 1:4-5, “Now the word of the Lord came to me, saying, ‘Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born, I consecrated you’…”
In short, abortion is the Lord’s job. He is the great doctor and no rubber gloves will ever fit over those enormous hands – caked with the dried blood of thousands of perfectly executed abortions on Heavenly demand!
Petar Ivcec, from Windsor, Ontario writes:
If Iran, for example, is so bad because they are so fanatical with their religion, why do you want America to be the same way with your religion?
Pastor Deacon Fred:
I don’t normally answer questions from people in Canada, not only because they can’t spell or speak American properly, but also because they're just not really that important as human beings go. Most folks couldn’t care less about Canada. There are only a handful of bearded woodsmen living up there anyway. But your silly question begs a simple and direct answer. The folks in Iran are fanatical because they are crazed like werewolves in their preternatural lust for the Moon God. We True Christian Americans™ are not fanatical but in fact, just very, very, very, excited because we know we worship the correct One True God and His Son, Jesus Christ. "Moon God=Bad", "Jesus=Good". I think even a Canadian can understand that! Believe it or burn, my pelt-covered, bearded friend from the North.
Doug Sandstrom, from Portland, Oregon writes:
Pastor Deacon Fred – As a gay man living here on the West Coast, I'm wondering how you view the potential schism affecting the Episcopal Church.
Pastor Deacon Fred:
It doesn’t surprise me in the least what is going on with them damned Episkypoles. Their church originates in England – which is chock full of prancing homos and light footed Nancy boys. To tell you the truth, I’ve never encountered a man from England who wasn’t as gay as a whistling jay bird. Understand, these Episkypoles are in fact, not really Christians at all. They are an offshoot from the Anglicans, a religion that thumbs its nose at Jesus in favor of worshipping His Daddy’s winged servants, the Angels. And these Angel worshippers are an offshoot from the belly of the ***** of Babylon (The Catholic Church), which owns the largest homosexual training camp in the world, The Vatican. So you ask me how I view the potential schism affecting the “so-called” Episkypol church? Well, my friend – it’s just Satan, shifting his demon generals around and changing the guard. Nothing for True Christians™ to worry about, we know that baby Jesus is going to toss them all into Hell in the end. And quite frankly, I can’t wait to see them burn. They say them homo butts just "pop!" when you cook ‘em.
<snip>
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What the hell is wrong with this county?!?!?!
Please check the link to see what the high and mighty has to say about african americans and the catholic church. In my opinion I think he just gave everyone, but his dues paying sheeple, the bird.
Thoughts?
http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/showthread.php?t=36196
I was curious as to who this "Pastor Deacon Fred" from the Landover Baptist Church is.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Anyway, This is our secretary of faith based living and his HATE filled rehtoric on the pages of the Whitehouse website.
http://www.whitehouse.org/ask/pastor.asp
__________________________________________________ ______________
PASTOR DEACON FRED: SECRETARY OF FAITH-BASED LIVING
Good afternoon. My name is Pastor Deacon Fred. As both Secretary of the U.S. Department of Faith and Spiritual Leader to Landover Baptist Church – President Bush's (and God's) favorite house of worship – I am without a doubt the most devoted public servant in the history of our Christian nation. I work closely with the Republican-majority Supreme Court, and have guaranteed the President that I will – by any means necessary – bring every citizen of the United States of America back under the Lordship of Jesus Christ. It's a real pleasure to be here on "Ask the White House" today, so let's hear some of your prayers...
Robert Anderson, from Flushing, NY writes:
I was wondering what is your take on abortion if a woman is doomed to have an unsuccessful pregnancy that might endanger her, or the child from imminent death, or living a normal life.
Pastor Deacon Fred:
Young man, how long has it been since you’ve cracked open a Bible? Blow the dust off that King James you’ve got up in the attic and turn to Hosea 13:16. “Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.”
That verse teaches us that when God kills babies, He don’t give a hoot in Heaven if he shreds open a pregnant woman’s tender tummy in order to slaughter the abomination within. But just because God loves to kill babies, doesn’t give you permission! Read Jeremiah 1:4-5, “Now the word of the Lord came to me, saying, ‘Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born, I consecrated you’…”
In short, abortion is the Lord’s job. He is the great doctor and no rubber gloves will ever fit over those enormous hands – caked with the dried blood of thousands of perfectly executed abortions on Heavenly demand!
Petar Ivcec, from Windsor, Ontario writes:
If Iran, for example, is so bad because they are so fanatical with their religion, why do you want America to be the same way with your religion?
Pastor Deacon Fred:
I don’t normally answer questions from people in Canada, not only because they can’t spell or speak American properly, but also because they're just not really that important as human beings go. Most folks couldn’t care less about Canada. There are only a handful of bearded woodsmen living up there anyway. But your silly question begs a simple and direct answer. The folks in Iran are fanatical because they are crazed like werewolves in their preternatural lust for the Moon God. We True Christian Americans™ are not fanatical but in fact, just very, very, very, excited because we know we worship the correct One True God and His Son, Jesus Christ. "Moon God=Bad", "Jesus=Good". I think even a Canadian can understand that! Believe it or burn, my pelt-covered, bearded friend from the North.
Doug Sandstrom, from Portland, Oregon writes:
Pastor Deacon Fred – As a gay man living here on the West Coast, I'm wondering how you view the potential schism affecting the Episcopal Church.
Pastor Deacon Fred:
It doesn’t surprise me in the least what is going on with them damned Episkypoles. Their church originates in England – which is chock full of prancing homos and light footed Nancy boys. To tell you the truth, I’ve never encountered a man from England who wasn’t as gay as a whistling jay bird. Understand, these Episkypoles are in fact, not really Christians at all. They are an offshoot from the Anglicans, a religion that thumbs its nose at Jesus in favor of worshipping His Daddy’s winged servants, the Angels. And these Angel worshippers are an offshoot from the belly of the ***** of Babylon (The Catholic Church), which owns the largest homosexual training camp in the world, The Vatican. So you ask me how I view the potential schism affecting the “so-called” Episkypol church? Well, my friend – it’s just Satan, shifting his demon generals around and changing the guard. Nothing for True Christians™ to worry about, we know that baby Jesus is going to toss them all into Hell in the end. And quite frankly, I can’t wait to see them burn. They say them homo butts just "pop!" when you cook ‘em.
<snip>
__________________________________________________ _____________
What the hell is wrong with this county?!?!?!
Please check the link to see what the high and mighty has to say about african americans and the catholic church. In my opinion I think he just gave everyone, but his dues paying sheeple, the bird.
Thoughts?