PDA

View Full Version : Ever been this mad at the cops?

steveksux
03-22-2006, 06:27 PM
Not me. Man throws his own severed penis at the cops. That's gotta hurt.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

I see a very effective anti-drug commercial coming out of this one.

At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.

Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

Must have grabbed the penis by mistake and threw it thinking it was a nother knife. Good lesson to learn. Never play with throwing knives after you've severed your penis. You're liable to throw it away by mistake.

Randy
::Major_Baker::
03-22-2006, 06:54 PM
w. T. F.
Riddley
03-22-2006, 07:04 PM
Never play with throwing knives after you've severed your penis. You're liable to throw it away by mistake.
Quite difficult to grow another as well. Not I said grow, not surgically transplant or sculpt, I am aware that this operation could be carried out.
SteveO
03-23-2006, 03:53 AM
Talk about going off half-c***ed on a tangent...
el nopal
03-27-2006, 02:53 AM
I think I almost vomited.

I can see the new Coen Brother's movie now: " The man who threw too much." -starring Iggy Pop, and Bjork.
brainpan
03-27-2006, 07:16 AM
I tell people all the time, you shouldn't throw severed penises at the police. It's against the law.
bassic83
03-27-2006, 07:47 AM
Did they beat the guy with his own "night stick"?
Bassman
03-27-2006, 06:27 PM
Lorena Bobbit, Eat your heart out :D
Confucius
03-27-2006, 07:22 PM
Holy god, never in my life have I heard anything like that,
Bassman
03-27-2006, 07:24 PM
Holy god, never in my life have I heard anything like that,
Remeber back, about 10 years or so ago, Lorena bobbit cut her husband's penis off?
Confucius
03-27-2006, 07:34 PM
Remeber back, about 10 years or so ago, Lorena bobbit cut her husband's penis off?


Yes indeed cause he didnt put the shelves up properly or somethin, but never something like this.

but dat story was somewhat funny, the husbands name was Wayne Bobbit, its now Bobbit very gently or it might fall off :lol:
faithfulservant
03-27-2006, 08:54 PM
Knives don't cut off people's penises, people who are too stupid to be allowed to reproduce do.
The_Penguin
03-27-2006, 08:59 PM
.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I love it when people do stupid crap.
Bassman
03-27-2006, 09:15 PM
What some people won't do for attention ;)