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bowerbird
11-10-2006, 07:37 PM
LONDON — A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday.

The incident took place Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night, traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate the Guy Fawkes' gunpowder plot to blow up Parliament in the 17th century.

The man suffered burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident in Sunderland, 275 miles north of London.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,228517,00.html


What a pain in the ***

Let the puns begin!
towski
11-10-2006, 07:39 PM
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.
Dangerrmouse
11-10-2006, 08:18 PM
He wasn't a Colon ial, either!
Antipathy
11-10-2006, 09:04 PM
I've never heard of a crackfired firecracker before.
LibertaRiaN
11-11-2006, 01:11 AM
This guy ate a whole BOWL of stupid for breakfast, didn't he?

I heard he got toasted buns as well.
dittohead not!
11-11-2006, 01:23 AM
This guy ate a whole BOWL of stupid for breakfast, didn't he?

I heard he got toasted buns as well.

I'd be willing to bet that he drank a whole lot of stupid before pulling such a trick.
Tired Panda
11-11-2006, 01:44 AM
Now you see I bet Mexican food would have had the same effect and been much cheaper than the hospital bill.
LibertaRiaN
11-11-2006, 04:40 PM
I'd be willing to bet that he drank a whole lot of stupid before pulling such a trick.

Methinks you may be right:lol: :lol: :lol:
Crosscheck
11-13-2006, 10:54 PM
He inserted the wrong end. If you hold the firecracker up by the fuse the explosion blows out the other end. One can hold a firecrack between his fingers close to the fuse and let it explode safely with the exception of an occassional stunned feeling to the fingertips.
Dangerrmouse
11-13-2006, 11:32 PM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_headline=bumfire-night---man-launches-rocket-from-his-backside&method=full&objectid=18065873&siteid=94762-name_page.html

Not a small firecracker but a "Black Cat Thunderbolt" rocket, which he successfully launched from his glowing cheeks! His being home on leave from Iraq kind of undermines the anti-Kerry argument on the intellectual level of grunts.....
bowerbird
11-13-2006, 11:59 PM
Oh! My Word! How could he NOT understand about action/reaction?
GI Joe
11-14-2006, 12:10 AM
Sams but rocket

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/buttrocket.html
dittohead not!
11-14-2006, 12:18 AM
:laughter: :laughter: :laughter: :laughter: :laughter:

What a dumb stunt!
mataj
11-14-2006, 04:28 AM
Man! The female reproduction system is capable of producing the strangest of things indeed.
steveksux
11-15-2006, 12:57 AM
Sams but rocket

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/buttrocket.html

Gees, what a tool.... I thought EVERYBODY knew you're supposed to relax your sphincter so the rocket can fire instead of grasping the rocket so tightly it remains stuck on the launch crack.


Class: Repeat after me. Clench. Unclench. Clench. Unclench.

You must repeat until you can unclench at a moments notice.

Keep practicing. There will be a test later. Pass/fail. No partial credit.
Randy