I miss Townhall dot com

[bowerbird]

Since no one has done me a favour and posted something from townhall in a while I guess I will just have to post something myself.

Here it is in all it's "The leeber-ills are out to emasss....er imuscul.... er amuscultate........er cut yer manhood off" spit 'n hellfire glory

Young women in Sweden, Germany and Australia have a new cause: They want men to sit down while urinating. This demand comes partly from concerns about hygiene -- avoiding the splash factor -- but, as Jasper Gerard reports in the English magazine The Spectator, "more crucially because a man standing up to urinate is deemed to be triumphing in his masculinity, and by extension, degrading women."

http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JohnLeo/2000/08/17/another_harasser_brought_to_justice

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Thing is I could not top this hokum if I tried.

[Atticus]

If Puritanism is the fear that someone, somewhere is having a good time, then what does this make this particular group?

[towski]

Prickitanical?

[bowerbird]

Prickitanical?

:lol::eek: :flowers:

[rjamortega]

No average, healthy man will give in to such a demand, but there is a simple solution. The only thing the women of Sweden, Germany and Australia have to do is to only date, marry or have sex with men who have had enlarged prostate for at least ten years. These men do not sit because they want to or because they have been asked to. They sit because they have to, lest they dribble all over their trousers and shoes.

Ladies, just let the word get out that only the guys with enlarged prostate are getting laid because of your concerns, and the healthy guys will start taking your request more seriously.;)