Create your own religion

[Agnostic]

In the beginning God created the man and the mosquito. The mosquito was without flies and thirsty. Then God said let there be blood and there was blood. And God saw the blood, that it was bloody. On the 6th day God created the first man, Bush. And God saw Bush, that he was buzzing. God then took one of Bush's hairs and made the first woman, Blair. And God said you shall not eat of the horse of Ascot for if you do you shall surely bowl. But unfortunately a wily umpire tricked Blair into eating of the horse of Ascot while God wasn't looking. He eventually found out and kicked them out of the garden. Bush and Blair then had two sons, Cane and Able. Cane was a driveer of runs, while Able was a herder of spectators. Cane then gave God an offering of boisterous overs and Able gave Him an offering of balls. But God really preferred the balls so Cane aggressively bounced Able in the fields. For that God cursed Cane to drive runs forever.

Create your own Old Testament here. (http://www.cryptoclast.org/Opinion/religion/create/ot1_lib.htm)

Careful with the nouns, adjectives, verbs, and adverbs.